Forehead Jewelry

Girl How am I supposed to take u serious with that shit on your head? Really, you have an amazing backyard but that forehead jewel is fucking up the crib. Since research data has shown that 97% of my audience is women, I felt it was my duty to speak out against this terrible trend. Ladies forehead jewels are not a good look in the club.

Funk on Friday

Last one I swear!

compare the jam

Funk on Friday

Funk on Friday

Funk on Friday

Eddie Hazal> Eric Clapton

Dear Bang Bros Password Prt3

Goodbye boo. It was fun while it lasted. And though I will reminisce fondly on the tissue boxes we emptied I understand that you have expired. It is sad but yet again I am forced to move on and holla at hackindave. So Long

diddy wanted more pics

Dear Bang Bros Password Prt. 2

Dear Hacked Bang Bros Password,

Your still working Boo and I'm proud of you. I know we don't see each other as much as we used to but it's still good. We still have the magic and too be frank, this is the longest I've ever lasted with a hacked Password. This could be the start of a meaningful, long lasting relationship. See you soon girl.

Love Jimmy

Dear Joe Scudda

Dear Joe Scudda,

Please stop rapping.. Dawg I'm sure you get down smash hella blunts and drank but seriously..?......?... How many fuckin times I gotta give shit u appear on the thumbs down before Pandora gets the picture? But nooo they just keep finding new shit.. .... I mean damn.. How many guest appearances you got Dean? I spend my days at work just wondering "Yo whens Joe gonaa run outta shit?" DAMN!

Is the World Ending Soon?

Never would have thought the day would come but.... I think Id tap it.. Lookin good Ray Ray call me

Dear Bang Bros Password

Dear Hacked Bang Bros Password,

I was pleasantly delighted when you fell into my newly single lap last week but baby you got to understand something. I have bills, a job, and a kid. I need to take a break just for a little while... See you soon boo!

Damn Jimmy Done Fucked Up!

So some old friends found me on my space and hit me up. I'm not trying to put girl on blast at all. BUT DAMN!!!! On the real girl in the black shorts I known since we were litlle and cats paid her no attention in high school but I always thought she was fine and she was kinda on the jock. Long short nothing ever happened ... Now she Bi and thats her girl friend... Damn!!! Maybe I should say whats up.

ATTN: To my legions of young readers... Always treat the poon with at least minimal respect you never know who is going to grow up to be fine and bi

Random Dean O' the Day

Shasta County's own Captain Dean! This dude is on fire

Dude

If they fly Reno to Frisco it's on.

Damn Boo part1

MMMMM Boo... Girl you just don't know. You do special dirty things to me. Can't wait to get you home dig out that camel toe and give you some secret service..... Yeah boo.. it's on like that... Hmmmm were gonna do it....yeah naked.

Dean's Love Hard

Have You Seen the Rancher?

ATTN: All readers. Have you seen the Rancher? If you have please get at either I or Stephen A ASAP. Early this morning I was tipped of by Cliff Dawg the Dirt Farmer that The Rnach had been seen drifting amongst the beaches of Southern California. Warning he may appear bearded with long hair and has likely got some Corona light in his hand. He also may be sportin sandals but we hope it has not gotten that serious yet. Thank you

This 1's for Rancher

Attn: All Current Rock Stars

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These old dudes are fucking kicking your asses .. I'm in bed taking bong hits and drinkin Trader Joes brand beer listening to this album It's not even noon. If it wasn't for the homey's steven a and howard dean blogs would never get posted

BUSTED AGAIN!

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GO BACK TO WORK DEANS!

ROCK YOU DEAN!

HELLZ YEAH

Once Again Back it's the Incredible!

HAHAAAAAAAAA! What a bitch... It's mother fuckin Steven A back in the house with ya this week.... and let me say it feels good. It feels good cause my man Jimmy is kind enough to let borrow some space here during March Madness and for that I am grateful. But do not twist the facts people, I am not here to talk brackets ...OH NO 1 Mother fukin word America.... SPITZER!

No how in the fuk are you gonna hold down a political seat for my home of NY and spend that much on some trim.  What the hell does a $5,000 pussy even look like? I mean I saw the pictures and don't get me wrong America, she is a fine young lady, but $5,000 dollars? Well damn... it don't take no $5,000 to get you in some onion. In my experience all thats ever needed is a  trip to the Olive Garden and some Alize to make a shorty drop like the Nasdaq.  

Maybe with my sense of fiscal responsibility when it come to the ladies yall should elect me Governor? I like the sound of that Governor Steven put a foot in your A Smith.

I mean DAMN America one trip to the Garden and I would have shorty saying my name. I mean I know what Spitzer did was wrong buthmmm I'd tap that... Im sayin but I'm not.

BUSTED

I CAUGHT YOU DEANIN FOOL!