tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48997089468482726342024-03-05T21:49:19.361-08:00immapeeonyouGurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-52429252162612502512008-05-20T22:51:00.000-07:002008-05-20T22:59:26.765-07:00Dam FunkI've been bumping Dam's shit for a hot minute now and finally dude is getting some respect. Homey just to signed to Stones throw and Stephen A even had it in the whip the other day. Big up for dude keeping it authentic on the funk tip and not being on some hipster gay Modern Soul but fake as fuck ghey dog boner lank dean pie fucker shit. Peep his myspace and cop his new 12" put in on when a bitch is at the crib this summer and you will get a handy.<div>WERD</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-8236193907655174952008-05-20T22:48:00.000-07:002008-05-20T22:50:45.749-07:00Dear Hillary<div>Dear Hil,</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PICTURE BITCH>>> STEP THE FUCK OFF!!!!!... <div><br /></div><div>Sicnerly you friend in christ</div><div><br /></div><div>Jimmy<br /><div><br /></div></div>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-52102156984580842502008-05-20T22:44:00.000-07:002008-05-20T22:47:40.127-07:00BLOGGING IS GAYDude for reals people. I have seen the new NERD video posted on hella blogs. Does anyone care about this shit? Fools are just passing off other peoples posts and all this gay viral shit goes from one lank to the next. ..I will piss on all of your faces if you will please send me your address. Serious it's on me... I will make the trip. I will fork over the $3.99 and cook asparagus 4 hours before the act. All you need provide is a smile.Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-64702509928025683262008-05-07T14:08:00.000-07:002008-05-07T14:47:55.657-07:00DEAR LANK!<span style="font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;" >Immapeeonyou.com has obtained the following document straight from our political correspondent Senator Howard Dean. Remember you read it here first.</span><br /><br /><br />Dear Hillary,<br /><br />Why you being a lank? For real tell me. Is Bill not dickin right no more? I mean I cant blame him girl. Have you looked in a mirror lately? Maybe the total lack of sleep from campaigning has got you thinkin its cool to look like a zombie tranny that bathes in vodka and pickle juice, but no. Wrong. False. I will veto that booty any time it comes across my desk.<br /><br />Onto a much larger issue You need to drop out of this race. See your cool and all that but your just making cats look bad now. Like a desperate merle at a coke party we all know whats up.... you about to get stuck. Now its just a question of how many deans gonna run up in it. Why not just bow out with some grace? I can't stand the thought of McCain wining this race. He is pro life and pro war and if theres two things a Dean hates they are child support and getting shot at. Hill if you reading this Stephen A asked that you post your number in the comments. His penis does not discriminate. Yous a dirty ho .. One love I'm out<br /><br />Howard DeanGurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-39605289619678086472008-04-30T20:47:00.001-07:002008-04-30T20:47:29.719-07:00LA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.hempcity.net/cannabisshops/sinsemilla/wwinaction/index_files/image002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://www.hempcity.net/cannabisshops/sinsemilla/wwinaction/index_files/image002.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-7112139288660950912008-04-30T20:45:00.001-07:002008-04-30T20:45:30.136-07:00La La<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2007/01/lala1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2007/01/lala1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-77770206563296463892008-04-30T20:10:00.000-07:002008-04-30T20:44:55.092-07:00LANKED!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17988307.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B52E61759-3D2D-4584-9B2A-30053BF0997C%7D"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17988307.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B52E61759-3D2D-4584-9B2A-30053BF0997C%7D" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/103312152_d09c424ee9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/103312152_d09c424ee9.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.funny-potato.com/images/hamburger/record-hamburger.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://www.funny-potato.com/images/hamburger/record-hamburger.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/whitneyhoustoncandyrun.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/whitneyhoustoncandyrun.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.morethings.com/images/mary-kate_ashley_olsen/olsen-twins-120.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://www.morethings.com/images/mary-kate_ashley_olsen/olsen-twins-120.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.videomusicnmp3.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/soulja-boy4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://www.videomusicnmp3.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/soulja-boy4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-27451355593374759862008-04-30T20:04:00.000-07:002008-04-30T20:08:50.486-07:00Mind Ya OwnFrom the Philadelphia Daily News: "ESPN's Stephen A. Smith picked up some furniture at Raymour & Flanigan (2100 Route 38) in Cherry Hill earlier today and referred to himself in the third person while shopping, says a nearby customer. "Stephen would like the sofa that Stephen was just sitting in," our source quotes Smith, who's been off from the Inqwaster since his column was stripped in August. Smith, accompanied by "an attractive young female" was gracious to fans who approached, says our spy. While Smith has retained a team of lawyers in a legal matter with the Inqwaster, which asked him to return to its roster of sports reporters in August, there's little clear about what exactly the legal dispute is about"<div><br /></div><div>When asked for quote Mr. Smith said "Stephen A had to get the crib right. It ain't a thing to no one! I was havin freaks over!"</div>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-72465906719533106482008-04-27T20:36:00.000-07:002008-04-27T20:37:27.735-07:00Stephen A will choke a lank<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EvJGghOuFlQ&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EvJGghOuFlQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <div>When I learn how to trace an IP Medvadanko's will DIE!<br /><br /></div>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-56775052182549879992008-04-27T20:28:00.000-07:002008-04-27T20:38:51.653-07:00Thick & Untalented Prt.1<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://hiphopmusicclassic.com/news1/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/trina_homepagejgjg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://hiphopmusicclassic.com/news1/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/trina_homepagejgjg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration:; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">IMMAPEEONYOU to tell you Trina makes great music.</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-82052519015585570792008-04-24T08:03:00.000-07:002008-04-24T08:05:29.405-07:00Thats Why You The Man<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n6QsusDS_8A&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n6QsusDS_8A&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-66712433741411408242008-04-23T19:43:00.000-07:002008-04-23T19:44:27.076-07:00Most Beautiful Words in the English LanguageCheck yer pm's!<br /><br />Thanks Dave!Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-14092621797146144872008-04-23T15:11:00.000-07:002008-04-23T15:15:21.059-07:00I Got Canceled<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.midwood.net/brent/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/smith.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://www.midwood.net/brent/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/smith.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />YO SON I'M PISSED!!Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-81006946822733518472008-04-23T15:09:00.000-07:002008-04-23T15:10:10.450-07:00what happend?Everywhere I go heads is like “Why you been deanin on the blog son?”. Honestly, we here at Immapeeonyou are busy. Stephen A just got his show canceled and he’s working the NBA Finals, Howard Dean been doin what he do, and I been trying to get that Martha Stewart. That’s not slang for cheddar either… See this fly lil freak moved in across the street and bitch is named Martha Stewart… wheeeww shorty thick.. but I digress bottom line is were coming back hard. This is the summer of dean son and as my man Chuck Dean told me yesterday at Jamba Juice “It takes a Nation of Deans to Hold My Lank” look for updates comin hard this summer from the whole crew – Word Thun Thun 1Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-57252099256775077192008-04-16T21:21:00.000-07:002008-04-16T21:25:28.239-07:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/36lfTfTuj9g&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/36lfTfTuj9g&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-3902812088765169122008-03-30T14:23:00.000-07:002008-03-30T14:41:17.685-07:00Forehead JewelryGirl How am I supposed to take u serious with that shit on your head? Really, you have an amazing backyard but that forehead jewel is fucking up the crib. Since research data has shown that 97% of my audience is women, I felt it was my duty to speak out against this terrible trend. Ladies forehead jewels are not a good look in the club.Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-39530697645283201302008-03-28T12:50:00.000-07:002008-03-28T12:51:12.913-07:00Funk on FridayLast one I swear!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TkJk4uYeI6c&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TkJk4uYeI6c&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-30471550435389610772008-03-28T12:44:00.000-07:002008-03-28T12:46:28.470-07:00compare the jam<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lgrr-H4-4H0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lgrr-H4-4H0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6n9rj1S4hiA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6n9rj1S4hiA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-58598671717991764472008-03-28T12:32:00.001-07:002008-03-28T12:32:21.509-07:00Funk on Friday<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ufXNPI9nuuk&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ufXNPI9nuuk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-66189181002893156532008-03-28T12:27:00.000-07:002008-03-28T12:28:15.948-07:00Funk on Friday<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J8CKxbC5UIk&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J8CKxbC5UIk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-50324072667076321262008-03-28T12:24:00.000-07:002008-03-28T12:25:09.314-07:00Funk on Friday<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yfGatOUwyMg&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yfGatOUwyMg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div>Eddie Hazal> Eric Clapton</div>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-35686035749957456812008-03-28T12:10:00.000-07:002008-03-28T12:14:14.541-07:00Dear Bang Bros Password Prt3Goodbye boo. It was fun while it lasted. And though I will reminisce fondly on the tissue boxes we emptied I understand that you have expired. It is sad but yet again I am forced to move on and holla at hackindave. So LongGurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-48339446138575469742008-03-26T21:29:00.000-07:002008-03-26T21:30:31.071-07:00diddy wanted more pics<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAq4-c9cgASZy6oJRNEKId3lJu_m9FxoOiOfnbhzQIafLrVq7K8S_cRQUKMuRUC9pQYxkgxGR_ERG8CHmHWG2CvKSmeW5tw_bXa_mj4oWLuGFumnyFV3rlB-Kj-OENe_97Z5j92-tQdgqa/s1600-h/l_85cd6eb3d2036f08553a977d3739d45e.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAq4-c9cgASZy6oJRNEKId3lJu_m9FxoOiOfnbhzQIafLrVq7K8S_cRQUKMuRUC9pQYxkgxGR_ERG8CHmHWG2CvKSmeW5tw_bXa_mj4oWLuGFumnyFV3rlB-Kj-OENe_97Z5j92-tQdgqa/s320/l_85cd6eb3d2036f08553a977d3739d45e.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182274033189921746" /></a>Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-84054075533586319542008-03-26T21:10:00.000-07:002008-03-26T21:13:54.635-07:00Dear Bang Bros Password Prt. 2Dear Hacked Bang Bros Password,<br /><br />Your still working Boo and I'm proud of you. I know we don't see each other as much as we used to but it's still good. We still have the magic and too be frank, this is the longest I've ever lasted with a hacked Password. This could be the start of a meaningful, long lasting relationship. See you soon girl.<br /><br />Love JimmyGurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899708946848272634.post-49458436495555933792008-03-26T20:59:00.000-07:002008-03-26T21:09:19.287-07:00Dear Joe ScuddaDear Joe Scudda,<br /><br />Please stop rapping.. Dawg I'm sure you get down smash hella blunts and drank but seriously..?......?... How many fuckin times I gotta give shit u appear on the thumbs down before Pandora gets the picture? But nooo they just keep finding new shit.. .... I mean damn.. How many guest appearances you got Dean? I spend my days at work just wondering "Yo whens Joe gonaa run outta shit?" DAMN!Gurp Outhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16040400139011377682noreply@blogger.com0