Welcome to the team!

Immapeeonyou.com is pleased to introduce the newest member of our blog team non other than Stephen A Smith. He's a busy man but when he approached us about bringing us a raw sports column, we thought, who better to call shots than stone cold mother fuckin Steven A.  Telling it like it is and putting bitches in check live an uncensored.... Holler at em' Steve.....

WHHHoooooaaa! Thanks mother fuckin dean ass bitch! Yo this week has been crazy in the world of sports so let's cut the shit and get down to it...

First off the Giants done went and won the damn Super Bowl! That is redonkulous.... Elijah the prophet and the Giants D just took a shit all over dean ass Tom Brady and New England patrilankobitchdawgs!

Next up we got my man the diesel..... Shaq O going west to Phoenix. Now I hear a lot of heads saying "ehhh Shaqs too old... He ain't good no more" Well I say "Gag on a cock burger ya dean ass bitches..." Shaq is still doin damage and will be a big man for the Suns championship run. Welcome to the west and please to bang up on Tim Duncans bitch ass and well you out there dawg.. bench that whiney house bitch T.Parker for me... Wastin a perfectly good longoria badonk on some french azz parker dean.... That shit is bunk WHHHHHOOOAA!

And last but not least we come to my man

......the fuckin DEAN OF THE WEEK.... KEVIN HART

This duke in Fernly Nevada faked getting recruited to Cal. Basically his plans went to shit after reports surfaced that he had never met with recruiters. Now I'm getting a lot of e-mails from folks saying "What and idiot!", "Why would you do this?", "What did you think was going to happen when school started?"...... School?....SCHOOL!!!... Man this kid wasn't worried about school... My man Kevin Hart was worried about Pussy dog...Pussy... Kevin was trying to bang up as many of them broads before school started... This man is a genius! He may not be that good at ball but somebody get this kid a scholarship as the offensive coordinator for team Pussy Patrol cuz dude is creative. Most dudes right now are bragging about going to get a PHD or having a soccer scholarship, but not Kev. Kev had laddies thinkin big, thinkin like his star was on the rise. Now folks when you think big you score big and in my mans case scoring means getting your dick wet... So congratufuckinlations Kevin Hart.. your plans for the great summer of pussy may have backfired, but hold your head high cuz you are Steven A and Immapeeonyou's mother fuckin Dean of the week.

Peace till next time (Roger ddeanass Clemens)

Stephen A