Dam Funk

I've been bumping Dam's shit for a hot minute now and finally dude is getting some respect. Homey just to signed to Stones throw and Stephen A even had it in the whip the other day. Big up for dude keeping it authentic on the funk tip and not being on some hipster gay Modern Soul but fake as fuck ghey dog boner lank dean pie fucker shit. Peep his myspace and cop his new 12" put in on when a bitch is at the crib this summer and you will get a handy.

WERD

Dear Hillary

Dear Hil,

YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PICTURE BITCH>>> STEP THE FUCK OFF!!!!!... 

Sicnerly you friend in christ

Jimmy

BLOGGING IS GAY

Dude for reals people. I have seen the new NERD video posted on hella blogs. Does anyone care about this shit? Fools are just passing off other peoples posts and all this gay viral shit goes from one lank to the next. ..I will piss on all of your faces if you will please send me your address. Serious it's on me... I will make the trip. I will fork over the $3.99 and cook asparagus 4 hours before the act. All you need provide is a smile.

DEAR LANK!

Immapeeonyou.com has obtained the following document straight from our political correspondent Senator Howard Dean. Remember you read it here first.


Dear Hillary,

Why you being a lank? For real tell me. Is Bill not dickin right no more? I mean I cant blame him girl. Have you looked in a mirror lately? Maybe the total lack of sleep from campaigning has got you thinkin its cool to look like a zombie tranny that bathes in vodka and pickle juice, but no. Wrong. False. I will veto that booty any time it comes across my desk.

Onto a much larger issue You need to drop out of this race. See your cool and all that but your just making cats look bad now. Like a desperate merle at a coke party we all know whats up.... you about to get stuck. Now its just a question of how many deans gonna run up in it. Why not just bow out with some grace? I can't stand the thought of McCain wining this race. He is pro life and pro war and if theres two things a Dean hates they are child support and getting shot at. Hill if you reading this Stephen A asked that you post your number in the comments. His penis does not discriminate. Yous a dirty ho .. One love I'm out

Howard Dean

LA

La La

LANKED!!!

Mind Ya Own

From the Philadelphia Daily News: "ESPN's Stephen A. Smith picked up some furniture at Raymour & Flanigan (2100 Route 38) in Cherry Hill earlier today and referred to himself in the third person while shopping, says a nearby customer. "Stephen would like the sofa that Stephen was just sitting in," our source quotes Smith, who's been off from the Inqwaster since his column was stripped in August. Smith, accompanied by "an attractive young female" was gracious to fans who approached, says our spy. While Smith has retained a team of lawyers in a legal matter with the Inqwaster, which asked him to return to its roster of sports reporters in August, there's little clear about what exactly the legal dispute is about"

When asked for quote Mr. Smith said "Stephen A had to get the crib right. It ain't a thing to no one! I was havin freaks over!"

Stephen A will choke a lank

When I learn how to trace an IP Medvadanko's will DIE!

Thick & Untalented Prt.1

IMMAPEEONYOU to tell you Trina makes great music.

Thats Why You The Man

Most Beautiful Words in the English Language

Check yer pm's!

Thanks Dave!

I Got Canceled

YO SON I'M PISSED!!

what happend?

Everywhere I go heads is like “Why you been deanin on the blog son?”. Honestly, we here at Immapeeonyou are busy. Stephen A just got his show canceled and he’s working the NBA Finals, Howard Dean been doin what he do, and I been trying to get that Martha Stewart. That’s not slang for cheddar either… See this fly lil freak moved in across the street and bitch is named Martha Stewart… wheeeww shorty thick.. but I digress bottom line is were coming back hard. This is the summer of dean son and as my man Chuck Dean told me yesterday at Jamba Juice “It takes a Nation of Deans to Hold My Lank” look for updates comin hard this summer from the whole crew – Word Thun Thun 1

Forehead Jewelry

Girl How am I supposed to take u serious with that shit on your head? Really, you have an amazing backyard but that forehead jewel is fucking up the crib. Since research data has shown that 97% of my audience is women, I felt it was my duty to speak out against this terrible trend. Ladies forehead jewels are not a good look in the club.

Funk on Friday

Last one I swear!

compare the jam

Funk on Friday

Funk on Friday

Funk on Friday

Eddie Hazal> Eric Clapton

Dear Bang Bros Password Prt3

Goodbye boo. It was fun while it lasted. And though I will reminisce fondly on the tissue boxes we emptied I understand that you have expired. It is sad but yet again I am forced to move on and holla at hackindave. So Long

diddy wanted more pics

Dear Bang Bros Password Prt. 2

Dear Hacked Bang Bros Password,

Your still working Boo and I'm proud of you. I know we don't see each other as much as we used to but it's still good. We still have the magic and too be frank, this is the longest I've ever lasted with a hacked Password. This could be the start of a meaningful, long lasting relationship. See you soon girl.

Love Jimmy

Dear Joe Scudda

Dear Joe Scudda,

Please stop rapping.. Dawg I'm sure you get down smash hella blunts and drank but seriously..?......?... How many fuckin times I gotta give shit u appear on the thumbs down before Pandora gets the picture? But nooo they just keep finding new shit.. .... I mean damn.. How many guest appearances you got Dean? I spend my days at work just wondering "Yo whens Joe gonaa run outta shit?" DAMN!

Is the World Ending Soon?

Never would have thought the day would come but.... I think Id tap it.. Lookin good Ray Ray call me

Dear Bang Bros Password

Dear Hacked Bang Bros Password,

I was pleasantly delighted when you fell into my newly single lap last week but baby you got to understand something. I have bills, a job, and a kid. I need to take a break just for a little while... See you soon boo!

Damn Jimmy Done Fucked Up!

So some old friends found me on my space and hit me up. I'm not trying to put girl on blast at all. BUT DAMN!!!! On the real girl in the black shorts I known since we were litlle and cats paid her no attention in high school but I always thought she was fine and she was kinda on the jock. Long short nothing ever happened ... Now she Bi and thats her girl friend... Damn!!! Maybe I should say whats up.

ATTN: To my legions of young readers... Always treat the poon with at least minimal respect you never know who is going to grow up to be fine and bi

Random Dean O' the Day

Shasta County's own Captain Dean! This dude is on fire

Dude

If they fly Reno to Frisco it's on.

Damn Boo part1

MMMMM Boo... Girl you just don't know. You do special dirty things to me. Can't wait to get you home dig out that camel toe and give you some secret service..... Yeah boo.. it's on like that... Hmmmm were gonna do it....yeah naked.

Dean's Love Hard

Have You Seen the Rancher?

ATTN: All readers. Have you seen the Rancher? If you have please get at either I or Stephen A ASAP. Early this morning I was tipped of by Cliff Dawg the Dirt Farmer that The Rnach had been seen drifting amongst the beaches of Southern California. Warning he may appear bearded with long hair and has likely got some Corona light in his hand. He also may be sportin sandals but we hope it has not gotten that serious yet. Thank you

This 1's for Rancher

Attn: All Current Rock Stars

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These old dudes are fucking kicking your asses .. I'm in bed taking bong hits and drinkin Trader Joes brand beer listening to this album It's not even noon. If it wasn't for the homey's steven a and howard dean blogs would never get posted

BUSTED AGAIN!

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GO BACK TO WORK DEANS!

ROCK YOU DEAN!

HELLZ YEAH

Once Again Back it's the Incredible!

HAHAAAAAAAAA! What a bitch... It's mother fuckin Steven A back in the house with ya this week.... and let me say it feels good. It feels good cause my man Jimmy is kind enough to let borrow some space here during March Madness and for that I am grateful. But do not twist the facts people, I am not here to talk brackets ...OH NO 1 Mother fukin word America.... SPITZER!

No how in the fuk are you gonna hold down a political seat for my home of NY and spend that much on some trim.  What the hell does a $5,000 pussy even look like? I mean I saw the pictures and don't get me wrong America, she is a fine young lady, but $5,000 dollars? Well damn... it don't take no $5,000 to get you in some onion. In my experience all thats ever needed is a  trip to the Olive Garden and some Alize to make a shorty drop like the Nasdaq.  

Maybe with my sense of fiscal responsibility when it come to the ladies yall should elect me Governor? I like the sound of that Governor Steven put a foot in your A Smith.

I mean DAMN America one trip to the Garden and I would have shorty saying my name. I mean I know what Spitzer did was wrong buthmmm I'd tap that... Im sayin but I'm not.

BUSTED

I CAUGHT YOU DEANIN FOOL!

Forgot to Say Goodbye!

I know it's been a week but were gonna miss you Bobby!

Utah gets his Card Pulled

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Kwame Has Small Hands

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Thank you for telling it like it is!

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Imaginary Action Figure of a Famous Dean Prt1

This is Magic!

OK... So I've been watching Rock of Love.. I'm not gay nor do I like Poison but this show is decent and by todays program standards that means it's fucking magic. So anyways whats up with this bitch? Your gonna go on national TV and rock your hair like that? Really? Brett's no prize but I'm sure plenty of fake titty 20 somethings are willing to polish knob based simply upon the fact that their drunkin abusive fathers used to bump "every rose has its thorn".. Sorry if its a pain to read my typing but fuck you im on cough syrup and my arm hurts and I'm lazy too so pleaze eatadickup! 

Health Care is Gay

I'm sick as fuck ... I have had the flu for 3 days and am coughing like crazy. My benefits at work suck but im going to somehow weez some vicadin out of this... i'll keep you posted.

DEAN OF THE WEEK!

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Welcome to the team!

Immapeeonyou.com is pleased to introduce the newest member of our blog team non other than Stephen A Smith. He's a busy man but when he approached us about bringing us a raw sports column, we thought, who better to call shots than stone cold mother fuckin Steven A.  Telling it like it is and putting bitches in check live an uncensored.... Holler at em' Steve.....

WHHHoooooaaa! Thanks mother fuckin dean ass bitch! Yo this week has been crazy in the world of sports so let's cut the shit and get down to it...

First off the Giants done went and won the damn Super Bowl! That is redonkulous.... Elijah the prophet and the Giants D just took a shit all over dean ass Tom Brady and New England patrilankobitchdawgs!

Next up we got my man the diesel..... Shaq O going west to Phoenix. Now I hear a lot of heads saying "ehhh Shaqs too old... He ain't good no more" Well I say "Gag on a cock burger ya dean ass bitches..." Shaq is still doin damage and will be a big man for the Suns championship run. Welcome to the west and please to bang up on Tim Duncans bitch ass and well you out there dawg.. bench that whiney house bitch T.Parker for me... Wastin a perfectly good longoria badonk on some french azz parker dean.... That shit is bunk WHHHHHOOOAA!

And last but not least we come to my man

......the fuckin DEAN OF THE WEEK.... KEVIN HART

This duke in Fernly Nevada faked getting recruited to Cal. Basically his plans went to shit after reports surfaced that he had never met with recruiters. Now I'm getting a lot of e-mails from folks saying "What and idiot!", "Why would you do this?", "What did you think was going to happen when school started?"...... School?....SCHOOL!!!... Man this kid wasn't worried about school... My man Kevin Hart was worried about Pussy dog...Pussy... Kevin was trying to bang up as many of them broads before school started... This man is a genius! He may not be that good at ball but somebody get this kid a scholarship as the offensive coordinator for team Pussy Patrol cuz dude is creative. Most dudes right now are bragging about going to get a PHD or having a soccer scholarship, but not Kev. Kev had laddies thinkin big, thinkin like his star was on the rise. Now folks when you think big you score big and in my mans case scoring means getting your dick wet... So congratufuckinlations Kevin Hart.. your plans for the great summer of pussy may have backfired, but hold your head high cuz you are Steven A and Immapeeonyou's mother fuckin Dean of the week.

Peace till next time (Roger ddeanass Clemens)

Stephen A

 

Hillary is a Dean

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Caught you deanin!

BUSTED!!! I caught you deanin out on the internet. For reals what's wrong with you. Get back to work bitch!

Dean Of the Week

Metal Mondays

Metal Mondays

Suicidal on Miami Vice in France

R&B Fridays

This shit is jam. ... OK Your boy is obviously back on the weed but fuckin shit... I wanna get throwed in the snow out in front of the local bar and beat shit out to forget that the weather isn't 80 and I'm not scoring tang  like I did when I cared..Don't get me wrong I fuckin love tang.. but all the pretending to listen and acting like my credit is good just to impress a girl who is going to suck a few drinks down and give me a handy while we walk home only to hurl and ask me for a glass of water before passing out only to wake me up at 7:30 and try to bum a ride to pick up one of her kids and take them to school.. it;s just getting a little old 

Famous Deans prt3

DEAN MARTIN

On the real crabs... The most famous and respected Dean ever. If you fuckin can't get down with this I wish you a death by a thousand dicks. RESPECT!!

R&B Fridays

Okay this one may be sorta gay... NoHomo Juinor

R&B Fridays

We aint no pussies over here at immapeeonyou... Don't fuck with Anita

Watch a Bitch Fall prt1

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Unfamous Deans1

Dean Brown

www.myspace.com/deanbrown

Dear Lupe

Dear Lupe Fiasco,

I had heard about you some time ago. From how your music was described to me I thought "hmm That sounds refreshing". I looked past the shiny album cover and gave you a shot.... After much consideration I have come to the conclusion that you are a dull hypebeast. Please stop rapping.

Thank You

Love,

Tha Sausages

Get Down

This is a fragrant, delicately flavored sausage ideal for Christmas breakfast, although you will find it so delicious you will be sneaking packages of it out of the freezer for ordinary weekend breakfasts all year long! Stuff into sheep casings or leave in bulk for patties.

• Ground pork: 1 lb. • Coarse salt: 1/2 tablespoon • Ground ginger: 1/16 teaspoon • Sugar: 1/4 teaspoon • Ground cinnamon: 1/8 teaspoon • Ground cloves: 1/8 teaspoon • Ground black pepper: 1/4 teaspoon • Ground nutmeg: 1/16 teaspoon

It's rainy and the last weekend of the Holiday season. This is how you should be gettin down.

Famous Deans Part2

Howard Dean

Lets hope they don't turn out Obama like they did our next famous Dean

Famous Deans Part1

James Dean

Great Day

Hello Folks!

Welcome to my very first blog!

I am not a great writer I am not even a good writer. If you don't like how I blog eat one. I'm sure your crew blogs hard and all that shit but your crew is like two dudes in a bath tub and I can't get down with two dudes in a tub. Passion Bucket