Have You Seen the Rancher?

ATTN: All readers. Have you seen the Rancher? If you have please get at either I or Stephen A ASAP. Early this morning I was tipped of by Cliff Dawg the Dirt Farmer that The Rnach had been seen drifting amongst the beaches of Southern California. Warning he may appear bearded with long hair and has likely got some Corona light in his hand. He also may be sportin sandals but we hope it has not gotten that serious yet. Thank you